Running Out of Time

From now on, no more BLOGGING! no more FORUM! no more TIME-WASTING activities!! Darn it now only I realize exam is near, damn fucking near. NO~~~~~~

• 30Nov MOM Mid Term
• 3Dec JLPT Lv4
• 4Dec ECP Mid Term
• 5Dec EET Mid Term

After that I only have 1 week for assignments and lab reports, and the next week, finalz!! (>.<) I better get going, otherwise I'll be a dead meat for sure.

Got Promoted

Sensei James Lee came today to give us a seminar. Ninjutsu seminar of course. So a total number of 7 people which is Me, Rahim, Prashant, Jerah, Mike, Stephanus, Riyit got trained by him, a lot.

We went through all the basic stuff such as Sanshin and Kihon Happo, but in olden Japanese way. What we've learn in normal training are slightly different as it's changed by the european.

And now we got to know how olden Japanese do all the basic stuff. Oh btw, the picture below is Hatsumi Sensei, Bujinkan's Soke, Grandmaster.

Today is really the day, I don't know how to describe it, but it's just the day. :) Why is it so? We've learnt, upgraded a bit, more fight-able, and the most important 1, we got promoted. =p

I'm a 6th-kyu now.

Kennysia-ism

OMG I'm addicted to Kennysia.com so much!

This is a picture taken from Kennysia.com


And know what? I kena all of those symptoms, 5 of them.
Damn Kenny made me spent so much time on internet checking his stupid entries. =p

Add Me !!

Add her in friendster! For what? To know more about her.


But how? Strange.

Martial Art Corridor

This is an event organized by Taekwondo club every year. Members from different kind of martial art will set up their booth at CLC, for people to sign up if interested. Besides, they will have demonstration from each martial art too. So actually nothing fancy about this, but still I hopped into the crowd to take some photos.


The Taekwondo-ers.


I personally feel pity for them. They're having a roof tile-breaking demonstration but the result is pathetic. This is 1 of the demonstrator whom cannot break the tiles. They trained so hard and maybe on that moment, they feel nervous and failure results. The sad thing is, quite a number of girls watching them and hoping to see something heroic, but they fail.


I wonder what's the guy thinking as so many of us are watching his ass.


The Aikido-ers. Nothing special. Everything ran smoothly and underplan, but it's somehow not enough WOW-ing.


Capoeira is always the more interesting martial art among them. They didn't just HEEHAA! and HUU!HE! in front of us, because what they have is slightly different. Capoeira is a martial art which combines dance with it. So during the demonstration, they'll 'fight' and dance to the music. More on, the music is quite negro-ish, and native feel. It's nice, very nice.

There were many more martial art demonstration, but I'm not very patient to wait for them. They took years to set up those tatami stuff and like drag their ass into the middle. Too fucking slow!

And as for Ninjutsu? Not invited. :(

Damn Boleh-lander

It has been days, MANY DAYS where our electricity, internet line, and water supply are having big problems!


Are we suppose to bath with this? Wash our cloth with this? or Drink this? This ain't no water alrite? THIS IS URINE for heaven sake!


Damn streamyx workers are a bunch of nut-ass. This is the 30th-over time I got disconnected. Dude I pay monthly and what I got is this CRAP?

And as for electricity, same! USELESS! PIECE OF SHIT! CRAP! GARBAGE! STUPID TNB! U NAME IT! Every morning when I'm snoozing in my bed, sure got disconnect 1!

What's the purpose of Malaysian Government just yelling "Malaysia Boleh!" but do nothing instead of crapping some bullshit like waving the MalayKeris in the parliament, shouting: "Chinese fuck out of this Tanah Melayu" or sending NOOB-ASS astrounaut to outerspace for a 95million RM-worth of teh tarik and testing gasing in a no-gravity condition?

Malaysia mana Boleh !

Robocup

1 day I went to lecture and my friend asked me silly question. These were our conversation:
A: Ei, why you come to this lecture ar? You got take this subject meh?
Me: Abuden? I come here for fun har?
B: No mah! You might come here to enjoy the aircon mah.
Me: Lu Siao meh! I purposely get up from my bed, pack up everything and come here enjoy aircon? Of course I'm taking this subject lah. Weird.
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A few years ago, MMU had setup a new engineering course, which is Electronic Majoring in Robotics and Automation. So, people who likes Transformer and Gundam robot stuff definitely taking that course, included me. Then the senior of Robotics Engineering formed a society, called Robotics Club to organize event and activities during their university life. They can actually organize activities without forming a society, but under the name of society, they can apply for $$ from related department!!

RoboCUP is organized by Robotics Club. There is reason I highlighted the word CUP. No, not the cup for women's bra, nor the cup for teh tarik. It's like WorldCup, or ThomasCup. It's a competition, and this competition will be done by those robots designed by MMU students. Here are the pictures. Unfortunately I'm having lecture while those robots are competing, so I don't have any picture of those exciting moment, I hope so.


A MODEL made by cheap material 'standing' at the entrance. I don't say this is a robot because it won't move, just for decoration.


Racing and football match by robots? Damn I should have skipped my lecture for this!


Something else. Boring stuff. *yawn*


Oh I see! Hamper as presents for winners. So cheap 1 har? Don't so stingy lah Robotics Club.

Wait a minute!! Where's the robots for competition? I was expecting something more bombastic like

Bad, and Worse

Since young we've been taught to study hard and get a flying colors result in exam. That's why so many kids turned out to be a nerd, study and study and study; parents and neighbours will ask about our academy stuff like: what's ur grade? where are you studying?

I heard that at oversea's country such as US and Australia, result isn't as important as it is in Malaysia, or Asia country, it's still important though. Well, the BAD had happened to me.


F stands for Fucked-up. Yep! I am. No doubt, it is my result, due to my laziness. Sorry dad I'm wasting your money studying in a quite-costy University and ended up flunk. I actually need more of your forgiveness because the WORSE happened.


I am GANGBANG-ed. :(

Things Other Martial Arts Hardly Do

I'm doing NINJUTSU, which is something not so usual. Karate have punches, Taekwondo have kicks, Aikido have locks and Judo have throws. What does Ninjutsu have? ALL. :)

But there are something else which those common martial arts don't have.
Example?

• We wrap ourselves like a NINJA during our war games, where WarGame itself is a game which other martial arts don't have.

• We have funny Sensei that makes our class not so boring. Bear in mind that funny doesn't mean he's not serious, or not qualified for teaching. He's a 4th Dan.

• Maniac Senpai that make him half naked while crawling on the ground.

• Last but not least, make us train under the rain for goddamn 2 hours. Too bad I don't have a picture of us got all wet.

So, isn't fun and interesting joining a martial art class like this? ^^

MMU Jerk Team

Ok, let's guess, who's the Jerk Team in my university, MMU?

-Lecturers' who fail students? NOP.
-Students who smoke in the toilet and do vandalism? Sort of, but not in this entry.
-Canteen workers who charge us expensive for our food? Eh, still nop.

Well, it's some of the security guards in MMU!

Hey Hey Hey! I'm not looking down at this job you know? But SOME of the security guards in MMU are just 'excellent' in doing their job. I can't specify who are they as I just had a glance of their face. Damn I should have snapshot their face.

Hey Dear Jerks, next time please don't slam our car boot when it's going to rain, or you feel lazy, or you had a quarrel with your makwa, or just simply moody, JUST DON'T. Because when you do so, others will not feel good for that. Why must others become as moody as you are?

I respect every MMU security guards, except those assholes.

I won't do that when I'm old

Yesterday was Shin's(*ahem*my girlfriend) grandma's 70th-birthday. So from long time ago, Shin's family and relatives going to set up a function to celebrate it, by inviting every single family(almost) from Masjid Tanah and other places. It's grand, held in a bigbig restaurant, and it's a typical chinese function.

1st sign of typical chinese function: Late by an hour, more or less. It's stated in the invitation card the time to start is 1pm but due to Shin and cousins' wanna-be-more-pretty-ness, they were late, and everyone is waiting for them to start eating. Sorry to tell that, I'm the driver for Shin and cousins, so I actually have a bit of responsibilty for that. Paiseh Paiseh.

2nd sign of typical chinese function: Old folks or ahlian singing the oldies, most probably chinese or hokkien song upstage. It's not that I don't like it, but it's just eye damage, ear damage, appetite damage, and definitely brain damage.

They definitely are fantasizing.

3rd sign of typical chinese function: The emcees and the main characters are giving speech or doing anythingelse upstage, and the audience are busy eatting and drinking downstage. They even give 'How long is it going to take? So borinnnnng' face or having a small nap.

4rd sign of typical chinese function: YUMSENG! Not just normal yumseng, instead, they yell yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm for a very very very long time, then only they yell seng. I personally quite like this section, but this is just typical chinese. But hey! Bear in mind I'm a chinese too! Though I like 'cheers' more.

5th sign of typical chinese function: Having some asshole morons snapshooting themself with idiotic face.

Poor WenDa is now on my blog

And for these 5 reasons, I definitely won't celebrate my 70th-birthday like that, not for 60th nor 50th. My 80th? Kisiao ah! So old liao still celebrating my ass?

No More a Virgin

1st of all, don't get me wrong. I'm a species with balls attached. But hey! Not the upper part of my body, instead, is the lower part, with furs attached to both of them.

So the virgin I mentioned is not the virgin you guys think. Virgin originally stands for *ahem* those who haven't had sex yet, but I personally like to use it for explaining something which is hasn't tried by someone. Ex: I'm a virgin at snowboard, which means I haven't played snowboard before. Got me?

And as for now, I'm no more a virgin at blogging. :)